As I Please II...

After nearly a month of houseguests, first my friend S who stayed with us for two and a half weeks followed quickly by my in-laws for the past nine days, we finally have the house back to ourselves. I think it’ll take the next two weeks to recover enough to be fit to go on vacation at the end of the month. Sociable as I am, I am at heart an introvert and need some away-from-everyone time to recharge…

Why I Hate Buffets

Last Wednesday, there was a BBQ held at MOA for the ChemEd 2005 conference. Since my father in law and my wife were both presenting, and my father in law’s friend had a booth at the show, yours truly was a “registered participant” at the event so we all went.

ChemEd is an event for Chemistry teachers. From the outside looking in, I can’t say I was impressed with the event – the session my wife participated ostensibly for two hours when in fact it ended up only being booked for one hour and she had to do all the running around to change rooms an so forth when it wasn’t even her responsibility to do so. However, nobody else seemed interested in taking up the torch… Sigh.

Anyways, the BBQ…

The BBQ was of the usual variety – many buffet tables set up with food and a server at the end doling out the freshly grilled salmon.

The food was quite good, but it was definitely cattle call. There was a rush for seating and we didn’t sit with anyone we knew (not that we knew anyone anyways), there was a line for the food, there was negotiating two plates of food among the gaggle to get back to where my wife and daughter were. URGH!!!

I far prefer table service. I like to relax at my meals.

Culinary Capers

Saturday was a great day from a culinary perspective. My folks came for lunch to see their granddaughter (and visit with us and my in-laws) so I made pizza on the grill.

Pizza on the grill is really quite easy. You need pizza dough (of course), and whatever toppings you care to put on the pizza. We had pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, grated mozzarella, pizza sauce, thinly sliced onion, slivers of smoked side bacon from the JN&Z deli and sour cream with nutmeg. The latter three ingredients are for a favourite of mine, the classic Alasace tarte flambée.

To make pizza on the grill you need to make small pizza crusts about half a centimeter thick. Get your grill nice and hot, brush the crust with olive oil, and put it on. It will puff up, so be prepared to deflate it by poking it with your grill tongs. After a few minutes, brush the top with olive oil, flip it over, work quickly to put on your toppings (and only use a thin layer of them, otherwise they won’t cook) and then close the lid. After a few minutes, you have lovely thin crust pizza.

It’s easy, delicious, and will impress your guests. It’s also rustic enough to make a nice communal meal outdoors.

Deep Fried Turkey

Saturday night, I finally made use of the Cajun Cooker I’d bought at Magnet Hardware (it’s the Home Hardware on Commercial Drive) and deep-fried a turkey.

Let me begin with the end result – it was DELICIOUS!!! I’ve never had turkey that moist and juicy before. It was not at all greasy.

Now for the sequence of events… I bought everything I needed, oil, bird, potatoes for fries, and prepped it all. I started heating the oil a little after 4pm, anticipating a 5:30 or so frying… Well, it didn’t work out that way.

I think I need a more powerful burner – the one that came with the kit is a 70K BTU burner, and full out, the oil was rising about 2F every minute. One error was blanching the fries (using the approved Anthony Bourdain Les Halles method) since that caused some water to get into the oil and it took a lot of heat energy to evaporate it off.

It then took a while for the oil to get hot. Once it got to about 330F, the room temperature turkey was lowered into the oil. The oil bubbled happily around the turkey, but the temperature dropped and dropped and dropped some more until it got to 225F and stayed there.

The end result of all this was that the turkey took the 3-3.5 minutes per pound to cook, as advertised; it browned beautifully; it was absolutely delicious! The skin was only crispy in some places, but also fabulous.

There were nine of us feasting that night. Much Riesling was drunk, a beet and potato salad was devoured, a green salad likewise, and the fries, well, they’re an experiment for another day (and in small batches on the stovetop methinks!)

More importantly, it was a lot of FUN! Who knew you could entertain so many people with a boiling pot of oil?

Cats and Turkey

My cat is profoundly fond of turkey, and so, it turns out, was the young female kitten that came to visit while we were sitting outside on Saturday night.

I can only assume she is the cat of someone who moved into the neighborhood recently, as the 1^st would have been moving day and it’s common practice to keep your cat indoors for a week to get used to its surroundings before you let it out. However, she had no collar.

Last night, she came to visit again, and even snuck into the garage, apparently to settle for the night, and after we managed to extract her, found an open window to climb through (sneaking past my cat who’d chased her off Saturday morning when he saw her on the deck) and found my wife and I upstairs!

I put her out, but if she’s around again tonight, I’m going to fill the litter box in the garage and keep her safe until her owners can be found…

Taking Stock

Now that the Great Turkey Experiment has been completed, I need to figure out how to clean the pot – a 30qt pot doesn’t exactly fit in the sink. I have over 40lbs of veal bones and about 10lbs of chicken backs taking up space in my freezer and I’m out of stock of any kind! Inconceivable!

Stock is just convenient to have around. It’s easy to make, but it takes time to simmer and do its thing. It’s also summertime and it’s been very hot lately. Finally, stock is something that is best made in big batches.

As time permits in the near future, I’ll be making stock, outdoors, where it can simmer away happily without turning the house into a sauna.

Veal stock is particularly good as it has a very neutral flavour and is fabulous in both soups and sauces. With such an excess of riches in veal bones, I’m even going to make some demi-glace.

Vancouver’s New Landfill

On Sunday morning I went for a ride around the Stanley Park sea wall. As the summer’s progressed, I’ve been getting fitter and able to sustain a better speed; yesterday I managed to shave 10 minutes off my usual time (admittedly, I was in “workout” mode rather than my usual sightseeing one). Since I was driving my in-laws to the airport later that morning, I was underway before 7am.

As I went past English Bay, it occurred to me that Vancouver doesn’t need to find new landfill site, they could simply use the beach. The amount of garbage on the beach and sidewalks was absolutely disgusting. Even though the city crews had already been working for an hour, they had barely put a dent in the massive amounts of plastic bags and empty 7-11 cups and Subway wrappers.

And on a tangential note, how long does a “temporary detour” need to be in place before it’s actually deemed permanent? More importantly, how long should one tolerate private interests usurping public property?

On the stretch spanning roughly from Plaza of Nations to a little past the Granville Bridge, the Seawall cycle path has been on permanent “detour” for over a year now. The latter stretch is understandable as there has been ongoing condo tower construction. At least there, when they finish various phases, they have made the path accessible and they have even installed pavement to link up a segment that’s currently blocked by construction fencing.

Plaza of Nations is more disturbing however. The Edgewater Casino is there now, and the event planners there have seen fit to extend the modular fencing right to the edge of the retaining wall, thus forcing any pedestrian and cycle traffic out onto Pacific Boulevard. I want my public space back!